a puzzle under construction

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

I fucking hate the executive dysfunction. Exec dys nuts

Matter of fact why is dinner every night

has anyone ever thought about what might happen if two fictional characters kissed . I just wondered if there'd been any research on this or anything

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

Rocky assuming from his research that Grace is going to get space madness on the way to Erid but his friend keeps being fine, Rocky is doing a great job with his enrichment schedule and Grace doesn’t like the food (omg who caresssssssss) but is otherwise just, doing okay. Gets dressed every waking cycle like always, jokes about keeping it professional. Rocky’s efforts—and he’s making a lot of efforts—are fixing it. The Blip-A was a much bigger vessel with a lot more constantly going wrong with it, and the maintenance tasks here are so much easier to keep on top of, and nothing is slipping out of acceptable margins, and Grace looks to and smiles at him all of the time and won’t admit to anything being wrong with him and then Rocky of the 22 crewmembers all trying to absolve each other as they died is the one who gets the space madness.

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.