kitnapped

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

I think about him often. Where is he now? Does he take commissions? Who was he? Is he still drawing? Is he single? I feel like Cinderella with no slippers.

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

Extremely nitpicky but I hate white wedding gowns in fantasy, especially when they make absolutely no sense in the setting. No, that culture in the far north that prioritizes function over form and mostly wears heavy furs would not have the means, ability, or desire to make a sleeveless ivory silk gown with a semi-sweetheart neckline. Please be sensible about this and use your creativity instead of just slapping a Kleinfeld wedding gown into a medieval fantasy setting.

Also!!! Sick of seeing white wedding gowns in (European) historical fiction before the 1800s White became popular because Victoria wore it at her wedding... that's it. It then slowly gained traction over the course of the 1800s. Blue was a popular choice, but I have also seen red and silver. White was of course present, but by no means the most common.

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting

My evolution professor once had to cancel class because, in his words, he lost a fight with a cactus.

I too am having a bad time at the conference

Reblog if you too are having a bad time at the conference

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about

☝️this Also, the possessive of “who” is “whose”; “who’s” is always short for “who is”.

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

godot is my favorite prosecutor because he was a challenge for phoenix not because he was smart and made good arguments, but because he just straight up bullshitted through every case. nothing he said made sense. everything he said made sense. he was ridiculous. he was scary as hell

he said the most nonsense shit ever and the judge was like "uh...... what's your rebuttal mr wright" and they had to go along because no one wanted to admit they didn't understand him

LISTEN TO ME GODOT WAS BASELINE SMART TO BE A PROSECUTOR AND THE ONLY REASON EVERYONE WAS LIKE oooo godot is so scary ooo WAS CAUSE NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ON ABOUT THIS MAN WAS JUST THERE REEKING OF COFFEE LIKE hm. i will cause problems on purpose

godot could singlehandedly convince judge and jury goldfish crackers were the murder weapon WHEN THERE'S VERY CLEARLY A BLOODY SWORD WITH THE VICTIM'S BLOOD ON IT simply because he said the words big and fast enough and nobody understood past the second word and nobody wants to look stupid so they just go hm yeah seems legit, what's your counter phoenix?

he's never lost a case because he's never had one before phoenix he is the funniest man ever created

godot was specifically crafted as karmic justice for phoenix to make him experience what it was like to go against him

godot was specifically crafted as karmic justice for phoenix to make him experience what it was like to go against him