Astrological Turtle

USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!

Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:

/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless

/r/freelance  /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme

/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions 

I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web  GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.

Where Aries is in your chart represents your need for spontaneity

where Taurus is in your chart represents your need for security

where Gemini is in your chart represents your need for communication

where Cancer is in your chart represents your need for nurture

where Leo is in your chart represents your need to dominate

where Virgo is in your chart represents your need to service

where Libra is in your chart represents your need for social interaction

where Scorpio is in your chart represents your need for passion

where Sagittarius is in your chart represents your need for knowledge

where Capricorn is in your chart represents your need for discipline

where Aquarius is in your chart represents your need for structure

Get the vaccination for HPV. It’s not just for cis women! HPV is nasty and causes cancer.

Don’t be afraid to have a little light in the room to start out with, even if you later turn it off, to check things out with a new partner or hookup. Herpes is most contagious when there are blisters present.

Also, if you find out you have an STD, the etiquette is to tell all new partners until you’re cured or firmly undetectable and let all previous ones you may have infected know. 

When people hear HPV, they think cervical cancer and genital warts. You can have HPV without visible warts. Also, if you are infected with HPV, times of increased stress and low immunity can cause warts and leisons to appear where there weren’t any.

Furthermore, we have screening tools for HPV and cervical cancer in women. It’s called a Pap smear. It’s not just some uncomfortable screening your provider does for funsies. Follow the recommendations and get your pap on time. Women ages 21-35 are at the greatest risk of HPV infection.

Additionally, GET THE HPV VACCINE whether you are a man or woman. Even if you are past the recommended age and you have had HPV before, you can protect yourself from infection from other strains. While the link between cervical cancer and HPV in women is well known, the people most likely to die of HPV infection are men. Throat and rectal-anal cancer from HPV infection is on the rise, and men(straight or gay or bi) are the most likely to be infected and go undetected, since there are little to no screening tools developed for men. It’s not just promiscuous people who get infected with HPV. Men in long-term committed relationships are contracting it through anal or oral sex with a partner who has been infected with HPV from previous sexual encounters. I can’t stress this enough: HPV IS FAR MORE DEADLY IN MEN SIMPLY BECAUSE IS VIRTUALLY NO SCREENING TOOL FOR IT. The best thing men can do is protect themselves before they contract it by getting the vaccine.

even if you get along great with your family you will get along even better with them after moving out 

generic is almost always just as good as name brand. But there are some things you never buy generic, including: peanut butter, ketchup, liquid NyQuil, Chips-Ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies

just imagine the person on the other end of the phone hates talking on the phone as much as you do. Even a receptionist. I worked as one and I hate talking on the phone

at least once in your life you will go to Wal-mart to buy something under $20 like an ironing board or something and your debit card will get rejected. No one will judge. Everyone at some point in their lives has had $2.98 in their bank account. 

thrift stores

everyone else is too busy panicking about everyone else noticing every tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about them to notice any tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about you

you will screw up. a lot. you live and you learn. and when you start to think too hard about that embarrassing thing that happened and how you wish you could change it, just tell yourself that what’s done is done. There’s no changing it, so just forget it and move on. It’s the only way to stay sane.

do the dishes before the sink grows its own ecosystem

you can’t put Dawn dishsoap in the dishwasher. 

if you are the only one in the aisle at the grocery store, and you need to get from one end to the other without even looking at anything in that aisle, then you should totally cart-surf down the aisle. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Hold on to the little things. They make all the difference.

never try to make cake from scratch at 3am. You end up with a topographical map of Middle Earth.

15% tip. 

the best way to get money for food is to tell your grandparents about how you basically live on microwaved mac and cheese. Their horror may result in twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yourself “a real dinner”.

sometimes life sucks, and knowing that it might get better doesn’t always make it suck any less, but you’ll never get to the non-sucky days without enduring the suckiness. 

no seriously, NEVER put Dawn in your dishwasher

Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.

Rice, pasta, flour, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk, a pack of chicken, a pack of frozen veggies and a well stocked spice cabinet go a long way food-wise. Splurge and get the biggest container of rice you can. You don’t have to go back and buy it again anytime soon and it makes a TON of meals in the meantime.

Rice can be cooked on the stove. You don’t need a fancy rice cooker. Two parts water to every one part rice (two cups water for one cup of rice for example). Get your water boiling, add rice, put a plate or lid on it, put it on low for 20 minutes. It should be done.

Keep a calendar on your pc of bill due dates. If your bills are set up at inconvenient times, like all of the services started on the first or something, then call up the company and find out if you can get your billing date switched to something more manageable. A lot of places do try to work with you.

There is no shame in calling a company and asking for an extension on a bill. Let them know what you can pay, pay that amount, and they arrange when the rest of the payment is required. This can stop you from having services shut off man. It shows responsibility on your part.

Take time to eat, even when you don’t feel like eating. Your body needs energy to live.

Wash or rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. It prevents gross caked on junk.

“The Works” is an excellent cheap toilet cleaner.

MAGIC. FUCKING. ERASERS. THEY WORK ON EVERYTHING JUST DON’T SCRUB HARD. I took the ring out of our bathtub with one. Also generic ones work just as well.

Keep some bleach around but if you use it for cleaning? Dillute it. There’s rarely ever a case where you need to pout straight bleach on anything. A cap full or two in a bucket of water works just fine.

DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. Chemical reactions are can be very dangerous. Here’s a good list. (Note that vinegar and baking soda can actually be a good combo for removing smells from things but it’s not very good at actually -cleaning-.)

If you drink? Don’t take meds at the same time it’s just not good.

Make sure you check the dosages on your pill bottles. No one wants to accidentally overdose on cough syrup or ibuprofen.

If you have a uterus make sure you have a heating pad and ibuprofen on hand for the pain. Hot baths also generally help and Ginger Tea is excellent for any nausea.

Buy a first aid kit. It’s worth it in the long run.

You can often do your taxes online at places like TurboTax.

Here’s some good sex ed resources because I had to explain what a yeast infection was recently. 

Petroleum jelly (aka Vaseline) is good for chapped lips and you can get a decent sized tube or tub of it (generic brand version) for cheaper/same price as Chapstick.

KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES. 

~~Medications~~

Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if it’s available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.

Some names to remember when you’re looking for meds!

Acetaminophen = Tylenol

Used to treat pain and reduce fever. Do not take with Ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin

Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).

Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn

Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.

Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin

Usually marketed as “Migraine Relief” as a generic.

Asprin = Bayer

Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\

Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin

Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.

if you live off ramen, add stuff to it! add veggies you like, don’t use the whole flavor packet to cut down on sodium and msg or don’t use it at all and add your own spices.

if you’re making something with potatoes in it (beans, stew) potatoes are done when you can easily stab a fork through them.

you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put it in a microwave safe container of water. microwaves work by making water molecules vibrate. also, when reheating rice leftovers, add a small amount of water, like maybe a spoonfull, so it doesn’t get hard and crunchy.

the rice cooking advice above is for long grain rice. if you’re making short or medium grain rice, a 1:1 ratio (one cup water for one cup rice) is better, so the rice doesn’t come out too mushy.

buy a few cans of chicken. wholesale club stores like sam’s, costco, or bj’s tend to carry multipacks for a good price. they’re incredibly useful for when you forget to defrost meat.

buy meat on sale and put it in the freezer. buy vegetables on sale, and put them in the freezer. frozen veggies are often as flavorful and good as fresh ones, keep longer, and often come in microwaveable bags or with microwave directions.

soak ink stains in milk to help get them out or at least lighten them.

soak blood stains in water as soon as possible, with a bit of detergent or stain remover. scrub at them. use cold water, heat binds proteins to fabric. tbh, there’s no real need to change the washer from cold-cold setting unless the thing you’re washing says to wash in warm water.

-coolant or water if your car overheats (coolant is preferable cause it won’t hurt the engine in the long run but hey i know money is tight) 

-flashlight in case you break down at night and need to check under the hood and your phone is dead

-SPARE TIRE. 

-jumper cables.you will at some point leave your lights on. you just will. 

Don’t be afraid to go to your local food bank. They are there for a reason.

1. Buy a roll of parchment paper from the cooking shit aisle. A big roll will last you for-fucking-ever. Pretty much any time you’re using a baking pan you can line it with that stuff and save yourself A: food sticking to the pan and B: it’s a quick rinse and it’s clean.

2. Bread can get fucking expensive, so make your own. A bigass bag of flour and a bag of active dry yeast (store it in the friiiiidge!!!) works out a FUCK of a lot cheaper than buying bread at the store, and you can do so much more with it. Bread, pizza, rolls, cinnibuns, homemade pizza pockets. It seems intimidating but it’s stupid easy.

Seriously. It’s stupid simple to make, and most of the “3 hours” to make it is sitting around surfing the internet or doing whatever the fuck you want while the dough rises. If you have an afternoon free once a week to sit and play video games or surf the net, you have the time to make your own bread on the cheap. Here’s my simple-as-fuck recipe:

2 ¼ teaspoons active dry yeast (You can buy a bag of this stuff CHEAP in bulk stores, the little packets are hella stupid priced) 1 cup warm water (think a hot bath) 1 ½ teaspoons sugar 2 tablespoons oil (any kind works for the most part) 2 ¼ cups flour 1 teaspoon salt

1. Stir the yeast, water, sugar, and oil up in a bowl. Let it sit for about 10 minutes. It will foam up VERY high, this is the yeast getting happy! If it doesn’t get all foamy, the water may have been too hot or not hot enough. Remember, Yeast is alive! Treat it like a nice girlfriend!

2. Mix your flour, salt, and the yeast concoction up in a bowl.

3. Knead that shit for about 5 minutes. It will start sticky as heck, but will come together into a nice dough. If it’s still super sticky, toss in a bit more flour. Here’s how to knead it: 

4. Put your dough in a covered, lightly oiled bowl and leave it someplace warmish for an hour. At that point it will have roughly doubled in size, give it a gentle punch to release the gasses that have built up inside. Cover it again and let it sit for a bit longer.

Boom. You have bread dough. Here are some baking times and uses for ya:

Optional egg-wash: Just crack an egg into a bowl, add a pinch of salt, and mix the bejeebus out of it with a fork. Brush (or if you’re like me, goop it on with said fork) that shit thinly on bread before baking for a nice crust.

Pizza: Stretch it on a pan, stab the fucker all over with a fork, add toppings, bake 425*F 15-20 minutes. 

Bread Sticks: Make snake-shapes, let rest on pan 10-ish minutes, bake 400*F 10-20 minutes.

Dinner rolls: Make ball-sized (yes those balls) balls. Place on greased pan, let rest 10-20 minutes to rise. Egg-wash and bake 375*F 25 minutes.

Bread: Lightly score (cut) the top, let sit for 20-ish minutes on/in whatever you’re using to bake it, egg-wash, bake at 375*F for 20-ish minutes. It’s done when it sounds hollow if you knock on the bottom.

You bet your ass you can deep-fry this shit for cheapie yeast doughnuts. Roll that shit in sugar or dip it in whatever, it’s fucking tasty.

Bagels: YES. YOU. CAN. Form bagel-shapes out of the dough and boil them in salty water for about 2 minutes. Egg-wash them and bake them at 400*F for 10 minutes.

Cinnamon Rolls: Roll that shit out into a rectangle. Brush it with a mix of butter, cinnamon, sugar, and a pinch of salt (no exact amounts here, do it to your taste). Roll it up into a log, and cut it into discs. Let them sit 20 minutes in a pan and then bake at 375*F 15-17 minutes.

You can add whatever you want to the dough for some variety, just if it’s dried spices remember you really only need 1-ish tablespoons. I personally like making bread with about 1 tablespoon of dill in the dough. Roll it out flat, sprinkle it with cheddar, roll it into a log, squeeze the ends shut, and bake it like a regular loaf of bread. Cheesy dill bread OMNOMNOM.

*ahem* That got a bit long. But yeah. Bread’s expensive, yo. Save your wallet.

based on harry potter!

parseltongue (speaking to snakes): taurus, libra, aquarius

lycanthropy (becoming a werewolf): aries, virgo, pisces

seers (seeing the future): cancer, scorpio, sagittarius

aries: independence, pretty eyes, jawline, athleticism, flirtatiousness, someone who will chase them/someone they can chase, conventional attractiveness tbh

taurus: deep/pretty voice, humbleness, touchiness, people with money, people who are secure mentally and irl

cancer: softness (body and demeanor), nurturing, dimples, great cuddlers, good with kids

gemini: nice hands, good sense of humor, very smart, tall people, dirty/flirty talk, good conversationalists, artistic people

leo: popularity, self-sufficiency, good ass hair, ambition, good with kids, athleticism

virgo: attentiveness, hippie outlook on life, good cooks, again people who are secure mentally and irl, people who will follow their rules/people who will give them rules

libra: great smile, wealthy, dark hair, fun and popular, also tall people, classic rom-com acts of love, teasing

scorpio: someone willing to divulge their whole life to them, honesty, unique or roman noses, some dangerousness oo, little bit of drama or conflict, “forbidden love”

sagittarius: nice thighs/legs/ass, spontaneity, big dick energy (lol jk), a cosmopolitan, people who will experiment, not big into commitment, people who love travel or are from a different country or place

capricorn: authority, determination, responsibility, dominance or submissiveness, people who can command a room, good bone structure, natural beauty, good brows

aquarius: intelligence, playfulness, little bit of mystery, open mindedness, people who will try anything once, cultured people

pisces: meaningful intimacy, absolute commitment bordering on obsession, “bad” boys/girls, someone they can “help”

mmk i’ve got v few followers but i’m hoping this helps at least one person so here I go.

Apple is coming out with something called ““Apple screentime” which will basically allow your parents to see what apps you use when and set restrictions and shit for when you can use what apps. If you are in a situation where you have apps or social media’s or really anything you don’t/can’t have your parents know about DELETE THAT SHIT before September 1st when this comes out. This works through the ““family sharing” shit on your iCloud account so if you can either leave your “family” or use a different Apple ID  or something. 

If you can’t do that, I personally access Tumblr and discord and YouTube and everything else through my laptop and the Pinterest web browser (yes that’s a thing) so if that’s an option for any of you out there join me. 

I decided to find out more, and it is possible to hide apps from Family Sharing without deleting them! Apple themselves said how to do it, here you go:

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201322

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Special design to hold a sanitary napkin in place. Therefore, no need to worry about it slipping out of place during menstruation. Has a swelling in the crotch as a fake male genitalia. Feel more comfortable in a gym or when you receive a massage.Here comes new underwear finally designed for FtM.

※ an artificial genital (included)

1.Pocket in the middle to insert artificial genital.

2.Elastic strap to hold sanitary napkin.

3.Sanitary can be firmly held. No slipping out.

Some of you may have heard about the UK Cat Killer, some sick fuck who has killed and mutilated over 300 cats and other animals such as pet rabbits and wild foxes over the past 3-4 years.

Recently there have been an influx of more killings especially around the South Eastern area, including Surrey, Hampshire, Sussex, Berkshire, etc, where the animals have been mutilated and either returned to their owner or left on footpaths and sidewalks where kids regularly walk to school. School children have been finding theses horribly mutilated animals. Most recently, however, on Monday a lady’s cat was found beheaded and splayed out in a star shape beneath her bedroom window in the morning about 2 minutes away from where I live, my mum works at a vets and was visited by Scotland yard police who advised everyone who lives in the area to keep their pets in at all times if possible. Especially at night.

So, since Tumblr is so American-centric, I thought I’d write a little PSA telling people who live in the UK to please keep your pets in at night, and if possible, during the day. 

Sources of information for those who want to read more about this arsehole:

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/decapitated-cat-farnham-linked-uk-14770593

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/947716/croydon-cat-killer-targets-young-girls-pet

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5693109/The-Croydon-Cat-Killer-mutilated-400-England-started-butchering-pets.html

SNARL is a good continuous source for those who wish to follow further

Aries:

Made of a million tiny flames

Insists they are not hot headed through forced calmness

Low(high) key loves cuddles 

Can manage to disobey someone and make it look like they’re not

Taurus:

Can chill in very adverse situations

Enjoys food in situations not familiar to them

Could stay in the house for a month contently

Has a PhD in acting like they trust someone when they don’t

Gemini:

Speaks 57847 different languages including Shade and Bullshit

Sparks creativity everywhere they go

Somehow knows the gossips before it starts circulating

Is made of laughter and giddyness

Cancer:

Can cry for a record breaking 34 hours straight

Is a protective mama bear in every situation

Is sewn together with sparkles moonlight

Low key has zero chill

Leo:

Was born on stage directly under the limelight

Is laced with sunlight

Loves the House of Mirrors at the circus

Has unbeatable optimism 

Virgo:

Is very good at caring for small plants and herbs

Knows 576 different kinds of coffee blends

Always knows what you need even when you don’t

Always has a pen handy

Libra:

Is good at not making decisions

An amazing negotiator 

Flowers grow everywhere they set foot

Has rose tinted vision

Scorpio:

Has taught “Jealousy 101″ and “Grudges: How to keep them”

Is low key in need of a hug 24/7

Has an extensive knife collection

Has a heart of opalite (when they open up)

Sagittarius:

Has 4759 travel catalogues

Can tell you about all the religions with a respectful outlook

Knows all the skateboard tricks

Has sand left in all their clothes

Capricorn:

Straight out the womb with their eye on the prize

Will step on a bitch like a stepping stone

Can pull a 50 dollar bill from behind your ear

Their veins are like vines

Aquarius:

Is made of ice cold breaths and stardust

Can turn anything into a civil rights speech

Knows all the words to the element song

Invokes everyone’s inner rebels

Pisces:

Is a vessel filled with salty seawater and starlight 

Inspired the “Cry Baby” album

Can morph into the victim in 0.3 seconds

If you have depression or anxiety? you’re not tired for no reason.

You’re tired because you have depression/anxiety.

Not only do they both come with low energy/fatigue as a legit common side effect, but they’re both fucking /exhausting/. fighting your brain all the time? exhausting. adrenaline crashes from anxiety/panic attacks? exhausting. being on edge all the time? exhausting. plus doing things costs /more/ energy when you have those mental illnesses.

Aries rising: You are active, confident, adventurous, voluntary, and sometimes you tend to have accidents. Proud of your independence, it is difficult for you to get settled.

Taurus rising: You are obstinate, warm, you seek safety and you change slowly. There is something reassuring in your presence, but you don’t open easily.

Gemini rising: You are loquacious, emotional, funny, you’re however easily bored , maybe you also do insomnia. You collect information quickly, you react quickly, and your adaptability is great.

Cancer rising: You are of a changing mood, you are sensitive, imaginative, wise and protective. You like safety, comfort, your home and look after others. Your feelings are still deep.

Leo rising: You like to have fun, you are wellvieillant (???), charismatic and friendly. You cannot stand not being noticed. You do your best to give yourself the image of a light and confident heart. People appreciate your presence.

Virgo rising: You have the practical sense, you are master of yourself, nervous and considerate. You are also clear and fast, you can discuss any topic, and you are an observer.

Libra rising: You are full of tact, easygoing, and friendly, but you would do anything to avoid a conflict. You can not stand being in a hostile environment. You also have the artistic fiber, you are attractive.

Scorpio rising: Your intense eyes and your irresistible manners attract people. You are secret, magnetic and sexy. You are also a fighter who takes the reins in times of crisis. You have the will and opportunity to transform yourself, both internally and externally. You can completely change your facets from one person to another.

Sagitatrius rising: You are extrovert, independent, optimistic, restless and reckless. In your search for a life of communication, you travel as much as possible and you can settle completely on an udée. Opportunities come to you.

Capricorn rising: You do not like disorganized places. You are someone serious, reserved, who has a method for everything. Ambitious and competitive, you assume responsibility and exercise authority effectively. But you do not relax easily, and sometimes subject to depressions.

Aquarius rising: You have lots of interests, and a calm and friendly personality. You still have a certain distance that can make you seem indifferent. You follow your own rhythm.

Neptune went retrograde about a week ago now. Ever since then I’ve had nightmares every single night which has caused me to forgo sleeping at night. This is probably because Neptune is transiting my 8th house. I’ve also heard at least ten people tell me about their strange dreams, so if you’re also having some weird dreams, you know who to blame. Here’s a list of what your weird dreams will be about where Neptune is transiting in your chart! Check which house Pisces is located in your natal chart. These dreams tend to be more intense if you have a natal malefic planet in conjunction to the Neptune rx. 

Neptune rx 1st House: Your dreams will be oddly physical. You may dream that you’re a whole different person. You may not even be able to recognize yourself in your dreams. You could be having dreams about a change in how your face looks or strange dreams involving losing pieces of your body. 

Neptune rx 2nd House: Your dreams will be extremely sensual. Possibly even sexual. You’ll see, smell, taste, hear, and feel everything at a heightened and twisted way. I.e you may be dreaming about walking through a field of flowers, but everything smells like cheese. You may dream about financial loss. 

Neptune rx 3rd House: Your dreams will be weirdly telepathic. You may dream in a different language or a language you have no idea how to speak. Your dreams may not even include actual language, but just communication without words. You could dream about learning new skills or falling behind on tasks. 

Neptune rx 4th House: Your dreams will involve your own emotional safety. You may have very emotionally vulnerable dreams. You may dream about your family and having or not having the support you need from them. You may be dreaming about being unsafe or having problems with your home. 

Neptune rx 5th House: Your dreams will be dramatic. You may dream about being pregnant or being unable to give birth. You may dream about having or losing children. You may have very strangely romantic dreams about your idols or people you love and follow. Your dreams may be very visually colorful. 

Neptune rx 6th House: Your dreams will be painful. You may dream about developing a strange illness that nobody knows how to cure. Or you could be dreaming about a real life illness you have that has been magically cured. You may dream about being physically unable to everyday tasks like brushing teeth. 

Neptune rx 7th House: Your dreams will involve a lot of people around you. You may dream of breaking up with your significant other. You may dream of getting together with someone in waking life that you would have never thought about. Your dreams may make you feel dependent on the people around you. 

Neptune rx 8th House: Your dreams will be scary. You may dream of death or dying. You may dream of your worst fears coming to life. Things you’ve buried deep in your past may come back up in your dreams. You may dream of past scary dreams or scary films you’ve watched before again. 

Neptune rx 9th House: Your dreams may be strangely prophetic. You may dream that you’ve found an ultimate truth but have no idea what it is. You may dream of the afterlife or heaven and it’s not what you expected. You may dream about going back to school or finishing school early or being late to school. 

Neptune rx 10th House: Your dreams will be tiring. You may dream of work or losing your job. You may dream of gaining a new job or starting a different field of work. You may dream of gaining or losing a prestigious status that you could deem to be very important, but is actually not in waking life. 

Neptune rx 11th House: Your dreams will involve losing or being disconnected. You may dream you’ve lost your best friend or some good friends of yours. You may dream your cell phone isn’t working or you can’t seem to connect to anything; the wi-fi or the humans. You may dream of being the odd one out. 

Neptune rx 12th House: Your dreams will not be too different than normal. You may dream of things you’d forgotten in your waking life. You may dream of old dreams you’d had long ago. You may dream of being isolated and wanting to talk to others. Or you may dream of being overwhelmed by others.