I am pANTING AT THE THOUGHT OF THIS

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

I just stumbled across this at the Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek in Copenhagen

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

oh we are grisping

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go