Theres Glitter Up My Ass😔

I choose to believe that welcome to night vale and the Magnus archives exist in the same universe. like I know the who's a good boy arc is literally the devil but it's also so the stranger coded

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

ROBERT SMIRKE WAS A REAL PERSON I'M SOBBING WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S AN ACTUAL GUY WHO DID ACTUAL ARCHITECTURE AND NOT JUST A FUCKED UP FICTIONAL ARCHITECT HE MUST BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE AT WHAT JONNY SIMS HAS DONE TO HIS LEGACY THIS IS RIDICULOUS

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

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the bug wife episode is so funny not only because of yk, a bug wife, but also because this french guy just saw bugs crawling out of his coworker's skin and he was literally having a panick attack on the street but he still just had to mention how badly dyed Gerry's hair was. "I should have been more suspicious of this man, too old for his poorly dyed hair," like oh my GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

do you ever think of the fresno nightcrawler

do you ever think of the fresno nightcrawler

Apparently the original “sound booth” was in, like. A shed. And that’s why there’s the echoes