Theres Glitter Up My Ass😔

Next tomodachi life update should be making your miis real. They just appear at your door in a little box marked "nintendo" and you have to take them in like abandoned kittens in the rain.

Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.

they should make miis have allergies so if you gave them like a peanut or something they'd have an allergic reaction and it'd be all your fault

somewhere out there there's a whimpering podcast protagonist about to grievously injure themself in previously unimaginable ways. and i find that comforting

"ohh all the other ships have cool names meanwhile jon and martin just have jmart we should give them cooler ship names" FOOL. make their ship names STUPIDER. jart

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that