bosie douglas apologist

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

betty cooper heathers episode voice lets be normal.

betty cooper heathers episode voice ive got a crazy idea. lets be normal

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

I'm opening another portal. fifth portal I've opened today

I think the social network 2 should have a post credit scene of Jesse eisenberg and Andrew Garfield sitting hand in hand quietly on a beach somewhere and it should be up to the viewers interpretation whether this is mark and eduardo in a better world where mark made better choices or if it’s just Andrew Garfield and Jesse eisenberg.

i am all for being critical of academia as an institution but many scholars are actually doing incredibly important work and their expertise is extremely valuable and not like anything you will find from some rando on tumblr dot com. you guys.

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday