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been meaning 2 do one of these for a minute
Hi I’m FIVE (name not an age) and I like all things WEIRD AND OFFPUTTING

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Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.
this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real
You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
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this is what happened at the festival right
There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering
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one of my favorite posts of all time
I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing for the first time in like 4 years and I have never felt more like this guy
To me, the funny part of Apollo not knowing who Klavier is isn't the part about Kristoph being his brother. Or the part about Klavier being a celebrity, either (I'm similarly under a rock about famous people, I get it)
No, it's the fact that Klavier was the prosecutor for the case that ended up with Phoenix disbarred. Because remember, before everything, Apollo idolized the hell out of the guy.
Personally what this implies to me is that Apollo researched the shit out of that case, but literally only paid attention to Phoenix and subsequently forgot the names of everyone else involved. Which is just. so unbelievably funny to me.
apollo "tunnel vision" justice, everybody

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So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text
good evening to nobody except the people who tagged this post, which is about a 2000+ years old epistolary exchange, with moto gp and formula 1 rpf
faradays
the reaction when someone is misogynistic to a cis woman: "wtf that's not ok you can't treat women like that"
the reaction when someone is misogynistic to a trans woman: "hahaha that's so funny, you're treating them- i mean her, like a woman. gender affirming misogyny am i right hahahaha"
something something, women you're allowed to abuse. women you're allowed to abuse
I wish More than anything

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This is fucking killing me. Like what
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way
[ID: A tweet by @ latkedelrey with the text: "when someone is edgy and also doesn't want people to respond negatively toward them it's like Okay well then you have to pick one because you can't identify as Provocative but Afraid of Provoking . that's not real" End ID]