Yeah It’s Seeker Again, Hey

it's called a coelacanth because when you're down there you can coe it

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I'll be so upset.

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does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

The “Tunnel of Love” in Ukraine

i think more people need to start approaching second-person narratives the way one might approach a story-based video game

i think more people need to start approaching second-person narratives the way one might approach a story-based video game

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

Weekly reminder that blind people do not want to feel your face

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around