Aim for victory! All aboard!

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

weithiau mae dŵr yn blasu mor dda ac rwyt yn ei yfed mewn ffordd mor angerddol o ffyrnig nes dy fod yn dychryn dy hun

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

Bro this is so fucked up where's my me #myme

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

I don't care that markiplier knows about bloodymary, he's been online for a million years of course he knows about cross shipping. wake me up when tofu the snake finds out

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks