his ass is NAWT stealthy...

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his ass is NAWT stealthy...

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BRAND NEW AU!!!! A mix between the duck comics, Ducktales 1987, and Ducktales 2017!
[Scrooge McDuck is the richest duck in the world, he's smarter than the smarties, tougher than the toughies, and sharper than the sharpies, and he made his fortune square! As great as Scrooge may seem, he's not exactly a family man. Scrooge never spent a Christmas giving Donald a chance to prove himself, surely he's better off without him, right? Now that Donald is back in town with his nephews, things might go differently…
Scrooge is a penny pincher, he's focused on his money either trying to think of new ways to save his fortune from robbers, or reusing the same tea bag for thirty years.
With how vast his fortune is, he reacts to everything just as big. From worrying about his Number One Dime, to taking any risk to beat his rivals. Adventure isn't that far away for him to consider, but nothing has pushed him to that extreme yet.]
since Will didn't even get to kiss the boy, have this tiny scene I wrote like 5 years ago (takes place in s1 with Will and Richie running around the ud, but they've recently been Thru It and are not very confident in their continued survival, hence the "first and final" kiss)
there's more to the au than ryers, but I don't have the energy for it all....
Some Star!Dyle doodles because he’s my baby
I love him so much, he’s such a little ragebaiter
Just some art for @leeyricality’s tailored au!
Sir Smajor!

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"He didn't cut the seaweed into little hearts like he usually does. Is Emmet mad at me???"
Bento! Happy day 15 of AU Overflowber :) this is a bit of a scenario prompt that I also included a specific AU (which you will see more of tomorrow ^_^) They just make each other lunch
Read the accompanying fic at the source!
New au based on an anime I liked quite a lot when I was a teen (Dog Days)
Anime's summary: protag-kun gets summoned to another world by a dog-eared princess to be her country's hero its a world where the countries and citizens have pastry-themed names, and each country has certain types of animal people, the countries also have protecting wards to keep monsters away hero-kun is summoned to fight in a war, but the wars are literally just an sports events with magic stuff so people can't die, dog princess chose him cuz she used an interdimensional thingy and watched him participate in an America ninja warrior-style thing and did awesomely (he did not win first place tho, he lost to -i think was either his cousin or childhood friend- and she's summoned by the cat kingdom to be their hero in the second season. in the third, the squirrel dukedom joins the wars and summon one of protag's friends tho she's no athlete, she gets to use magic-tech)
So
the ASL brothers are the heroes that get summoned by the different countries also, the citizens who "die" in the war become furballs and are taken to be treated/rest until they can join again if they want, except the important characters, those get their clothes torn
Germa is the kingdom of the cat people, ruled by Sora (Judge was exiled after trying to experiment on their kids) , they're neighbours with Alabasta (rodents) and Whitebeard (dogs) there are, ofc, other countries but these 3 are the ones that matter and the ones that participate the most in the war games the first to be summoned is Luffy by Alabasta's princess Vivi, they've been in a losing streak and are desperate, so hero time it is the Whitebeard gets Ace and, lastly, Sora gets Sabo Germa and Whitebeard had been absolutely dominating the war games
Until Alabasta brought Luffy Ichiji and Ace met at the war game, ofc, Ace had had the intention of going straight for Luffy but Ichiji got in the way and they were pretty evenly matched, tho Ace ultimately won having been the first to ever tear Ichiji's armour -and clothes- off, giving the Germa -and just all- citizens the fan service they've always wanted -and winning himself Niji's undying hatred-
The brothers get to learn that not all in that world is fun and games when it's time to free Dressrosa but after they do Dressrosa joins in the war game and ends up summoning their own hero, their sister, Uta Oh, yeah, and Dressrosa citizens are mostly sheep and the like
Sora is also a bit of a tech nerd-mad scientist, she's just not that into doing human experimentation or weapons of mass destruction she rather make tech-advanced raid suits and spyware a la Totally Spies the raid suits are supposed to be nearly indestructible so the whole "Ace accidentally burning off Ichiji's clothes on international tv" (because the war games are televised, I think I forgot to mention that lmao, there are commentators and all that jazz) incident was a bit of a shock and Niji will have Ace pay for it, preferably with his life lmao
Robin would be a delight as a commentator actually, she works as an archivist/historian (she does fieldwork as an archaeologist/anthropologist) at Alabasta's royal palace but always makes time to be a presenter at the war games and appreciates Franky's (and Galey-la's crew) effort on designing and making the game's fields}
Now, back to acechiji
Ace keeps accidentally burning off Ichiji's uniforms despite how many adjustments and upgrades Sora does to them and is growing convinced that it must be on purpose theif powers come from god-blessed treasures that respond to their wills and desires which is why Ace's fire keeps accidentally burning off Ichiji's raid suits he does want him nakey but it isn't his intention to leave him nakey on international tv lmao
Ichiji starts aiming to burn off Ace's clothes in revenge but Ace has no shame and has won more times than Ichiji has + Ichiji ends up getting embarrassed if he overdoes it and helps Ace over his privates
All the siblings (+ Ace) also start bringing an extra something for Ichiji to cover himself Ichiji just trying to take them both down but Ace has no problem letting it all hang out lmao Sabo daring him to see who gets censored more on live tv
The moment either of them start moving the show editors have their fingers on the audio censor (for Sabo’s swearing) or image blur (if Ace’s outfit dissolves again)
the worst part is that Ichiji is the only victim of Ace's burning-clothes technique germa citizens love and hate in equal measure this fact and Ace suffers cuz no-one believes that it really isn't his intention to do that (in public)
Sabo keeps scolding him and apologizing to the Vinsmokes on his behalf
Marco: don't you think it's enough? I'm starting to feel bad for the poor boy
Ace, crying on the floor: IT'S NOT ON PURPOSE
his own fire is getting in the way of wooing Ichiji (and then there's Niji) meanwhile Nika is probably laughing in the distance -he is the god who blessed these treasures- it'll take a while but Ace will succeed Ichiji easily fell for his charms but his bruised pride gets in the way
the animal peaple also have omegaverse tendencies, for example, they go into heats
picture -> Ichiji going into heat and getting all handsy with Ace and rubbing against him in public and Ace is flattered but also incredibly flustered and confused until Ichiji is dragged away by his brothers so he can have his heat in peace and someone explains the whole heats ordeal to Ace
Hey TJ, if Jerk Ford and DD Stan were to get Space Jailed together, how might that go?
The first time they were cellmates, an indeterminate years after their first meeting:
Every subsequent repeat of the scenario after:
This will get it's own one-shot later.
Context: In his own dimension Jerk Ford can't go to jail, because he was banned from it (one of the reasons he's legally allowed to be shot). Out in the multiverse, this pattern sometimes repeats.