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Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Verdict: NOT KOSHER

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10/10 completely unmonitizable and unmarketable and your post about "tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song only for it to be unusable in corporate marketing" made me, the lead of the marketing team at the time, laugh until i cried. spot on, literally was like "guys this is the biggest thing on tumblr right now, it's fucking amazing, and we cannot touch it with a 10-foot poll." absolutely incredible. stellar work.

For anyone outside the country: our national radio station (which is not for profit) has a vote for the best songs released that year called the hottest 100.

Every year for the past 36 years basically the entire country turns the radio on and has a piss up (it used to be on a public holiday) and spends the day listening to the countdown. This has nothing to do with sales charts, or record labels or anything, it's all voting by the public. You get ten votes each. People think about their list for the entire year.

Every song on the list is played in order until they get to number 1. It is an all day event on a national radio station with no commercial ads. Merch and record sales go to national charities like lifeline and raise millions of dollars.

People will call out of work to go to listening parties. People drive around the city at night blasting the hottest 100 with their windows down, and meet up in car parks to open all their doors. The hottest 100 countdown is more important culturally to this country than whatever the fuck Australia day is, and should be its own public holiday. You can place bets at the TAB or the bar about the hottest 100.

I need you to understand what will happen if this song gets on the list. Even if it just sneaks in.

Everyone. EVERYONE will hear the slur song, and they will all hear it at the exact same time, because they don't delay the broadcast for different timezones. The entire continent will play this song in unison.

People who are not online at all will hear the slur song. Your nan will hear the slur song. The slur song will be on the overhead radio in small stores that don't have their own corporate playlist. The slur song will be played on the beach. The slur song will be at the cricket, the slur song will be at your kids rugby game, the slur song will be on the radio when the little old ladies are getting their set at the hairdressers.

The slur song will be played by members of the Australian parliament.

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

- it’s ok to be on-time

- you’re allowed to be at the stop at the time you’re meant to be there

- people won’t be upset if, when you get to the bus stop, you stop and let them onto the bus instead of making direct eye contact and driving away without stopping at the bus stop

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

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