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shirou’s noble phantasm is the ability to impose his ideal upon the world. shirou’s ideal is a fake. it is something he copied from kiritsugu. it is an impossible and childish ideal that the world is too complicated to allow. but the reason unlimited blade works is a reality marble is because shirou does not accept the world as it is. if the world will not allow everybody to be saved then i will create a world where everybody can be saved. archer’s version of unlimited blade works is a desolate desert under a sand brown sky filled with cogs, because archer has become a cog in the mechanism of the counter force and his own image of the ideal he holds has become tarnished by the tragedy he has been made to face and enact in the name of that ideal. even if he were to impose his ideal upon reality, the world created by that ideal would not be a beautiful one. but shirou’s version holds a clear blue sky. even if the ground is still desolate, even if the path is harsh, there is a better future to look forward to. the wish to help others is a beautiful one, and the world where everyone can be saved is a beautiful one. it is a world worth striving for even if that horizon cannot be reached within a lifetime
shirou’s ability to copy weapons is an extension, a manifestation of the way he copied his ideals. noble phantasms are representations of heroic spirits, embodiments of that hero’s ideals. shirou is someone who copies the weapons, the ideals of others. but he doesn’t copy them without understanding. in order to copy a weapon he has to understand its structure, the components and conditions that came together to shape this ideal. shirou almost exclusively uses strengthening in fate route until he becomes able to project caliburn with saber’s help after he grows closer with her and comes to understand the ideals that led her to take caliburn from the stone in the first place. shirou regularly projects swords in unlimited blade works but only becomes able to activate his reality marble after clashing with and coming to understand his own borrowed ideal, after seeing for himself what the reality of that ideal is and coming to realize what kind of world needs to be imposed upon reality to fulfill that ideal anyway. in heaven’s feel all his acts of magecraft are borrowed, useable only through the arm of archer, who embodies his ideal. but that reality marble, that borrowed ideal, becomes incompatible with him as he develops his own, unborrowed ideal. unlimited blade works is the logical extreme of a copied ideal, the shirou who no longer borrows another’s ideals cannot use it.
shirou copies his ideals, and shirou makes a world where those ideals become reality. so shirou is also someone who makes other people’s impossible ideals manifest. even weapons that don’t or no longer exist are possible for him to create as long as he can understand how they are created. shirou’s ideals are copied, and the weapons he uses to fight for those ideals are copied, but the act of copying is an act of respect for those ideals. he cannot copy ideals he cannot understand (ea), and he cannot copy ideals he does not believe he can achieve (excalibur). archer prefers kanshou and bakuya as his weapons because they were swords forged without ideals, and thus don’t burden him with the weight of those ideals. archer uses broken phantasms in unlimited blade works, destroying the weapons he borrows, because he is lashing out at the very idea of heroic ideals being worth fulfilling. conversely, when shirou projects heracles’ sword and technique in heaven’s feel it is to borrow heracles’ power to fulfill heracles’ ideal of protecting illya. when shirou copies a weapon it is a promise to fulfill the ideal behind that weapon in your stead. because the reason shirou is a hero is that he promised to fulfill kiritsugu’s ideal in his stead. he will take up the weapon, the ideal that you left behind, and he will create a world where that ideal can become reality.
GREAT news something squishy toys has cord jacks now. in case you wanted to get fucked with a cord jack. perv.
fucking a girl with the aux cable strap on and she starts moaning in my voice
WHO GIVES A SHIT followed by a giant explosion is comedy gold oh how i love you vladilena milize
@mako-neexu BTW in case you don't know and since this came up last night in another chat, Ritsuka canonically has no gag reflex. In Lostbelt 7 they just swallow a cucumber whole. Feels like important information for you.

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following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long
Nasu's unbeatable sword technique arms race merely alternates between refinement and brute force.
Kojiro: I have practiced Tsubame Gaeshi until I am able to make three different cuts exist at the same point in time, creating an unavoidable mortal strike
Saber: Not if I dent your sword
Musashi: As the counterpart to Kojiro I have gained the ability to see multiple possible timelines within a single moment and forcibly manifest which one I want to occur, making space-time attacks ineffective on me
Iori: Not if I use Tsubame Gaeshi with two swords
I was emotionally devastated by the work of psychological torture known as the Japanese animation Steins;Gate, AMA
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by キサラギツルギ@本垢凍結中@Kisaragitsurugi
i'm not sure i can describe the sound i made in reaction to this
look at her
that one tweet that goes around sometimes drives me insane because qin shi huang wouldn't be afraid of scheming court eunuchs. they didn't have those yet. he's the wrong emperor for that joke
I regret to inform you that 嫪毐 (Lào Ǎi) existed so he would in fact be afraid of scheming court eunuchs:

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The one thing really sticking out to me is Galahad's contract with Lilith.
Lilith got summoned without a Master on the Bleached Earth. She was going to die alone, but Galahad formed a contract with her, thereby saving her life.
Galahad was intended to serve as the Gatekeeper to Antarctica. He was being used by Marisbury to summon more Servants (the Foreign Apostles), and would've had to fight us. Prior to Ordeal Call 4, that is a fight we would have lost.
But, Galahad and Lilith got dragged into Metatron's singularity. And a new opportunity appeared - for Mash to grow beyond Shielder, to reject Ruler, and become Shielder Paladin. Galahad wanted her to be a Ruler; Lilith wanted her to languish in agony as Shielder. Instead, Mash forged her own Saint Graph - something that required her to understand herself, and what she wanted to fight for... and what she wanted to fight against. And even more importantly, why.
She needed Ritsuka and Habetrot and her friends so that she could understand this... she needed Lilith for that as well.
Like Galahad said in Lostroom, the world was doomed. Daybit Sem Void wanted to unleash ORT to stop CHALDEAS plan, and Galahad thought that even Goetia's scheme would have been a better outcome than the unpreventable future set to come.
Until now. Until Mash became Paladin. A brand new possibility that could not have been predicted has appeared, and now Chaldea has a chance - something they didn't have before this moment - to stop CHALDEAS and reverse the bleaching.
So now, there's a chance. There's a chance the world can be saved. Because Mash saw her destiny and said "no, I will not follow the two roads that are laid out for me. I'll pave my own."
But also because Galahad, just like Ritsuka, saw a dying girl and reached out to her.
Why would Mash ever lose faith in Galahad? In the moment where it counted, he made the exact same choice that Ritsuka did.
OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.
There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.
#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post
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what in the
oh my god??
I need to emphasize that we fucking hate this river