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DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

i have no defense against this. you've got me

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merinnan

bisexual-engineer-girl

"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"

Hitachi:

"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?

Hitachi:

deadelated

indeed...

tumbwr

raraeavesmoriendi

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

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yossyislandd

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

yossyislandd

oi my go,d

traaansfem

joining a follycule and making bad decisions together

shadowblade8192

joining a jollycule and making joyous decisions together

ozzyuncia

Joining a hollycule and ooh ow owie poky branches and yucky poison berries

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 22 hours 27 minutes

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Kevin malone from the office is trying to kill me #while Scott fucking Pilgrim is protecting me??#what??

furryprovocateur

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

pinyatapix

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

hogmilked

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

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flimflix

monsterlets

kristina100000

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

muppetshow2026

i genuinely feel like im being edged

casadelanime

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

yardovich

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

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orcboxer

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

johnny-depp-is-loved

what is this genre of photos called

fexalted

[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

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