Ask a shapeshifter~*

@bamsara 🍤 🦐

you can never stop me from eating shrimp. i love shrimp til i die

... until you die from shrimp, that is.

Slytherin. Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw. Griffindor.

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

It’s not meat day til September actually.

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

God forbid girls have hobbies!