Ask the Space Kat!

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

Walks into the shelter like “give me the biggest bastard here”

He tryin’

apex predator

Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.

Tiny furry philosopher

Plato’s allegory of the cave, but reversed

i know catra is evil but do you ever stop and consider that maybe she is adorable? that maybe she is so cute sometimes? think about it.

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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

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I love this so much

It’s not her fault! Cats are really bad at object permanency.

I like when he shows her the toy at the beginning and she does a little hand gesture like “YEAHTHATs the shit I like!”

That is one determined kitty

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

Oh my god

I’m dead now

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

oh no…he’s too powerful now

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

Her name is Marcy Fleach.