iâm so sorry but i canât handle this. people in the notes think this is a supernatural reference they think itâs an scp thing they think âman door hand hook car doorâ is originally from the mr. sandman parody. i guess i have to explain the lore my damn self!!!
the âhook manâ is a decades-old urban legend, but for the sake of this post the important piece of historic literature is this comically poorly-written creepypasta retelling from 2012:
the intention of my original post was to make the joke that maybe the man, instead of being killed by the hook man, actually ran away with him to be his lover. after all, we never know what becomes of him after man door hand hook car door.
the tags added by regularlyfe are a reference to the above creepypasta as well as the mountain goatsâ song âno children,â which has recently become a meme, in particular the line âi am drowning / there is no sign of land / you are coming down with me / hand in unlovable hand.â
for the record, my personal favorite tag on this post was âur in a hand hook car door with a beautiful man door hand and he wonât tell you he loves you,â a reference to the richard siken poem âyou are jeff,â which includes the line âYouâre in a car with a beautiful boy, and he wonât tell you that he loves / you, but he loves you,â which became something of an affectionate meme after overuse by fandom edit-makers applying it to every ship under the sun.
and this has been the directorâs commentary for tonightâs hit tumblr post. thank you.