I'm the Nan with the Plan!

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice