A Fickle Pickle

She treble bob on my cambridge surprise major til i come round

she make places on my 3-4 til i go out to the back

She stedman on my doubles then she make me single again 😔

She treble bob on my cambridge surprise major til i come round

she make places on my 3-4 til i go out to the back

the fact that the year ends on a sunday and starts on a monday is so sexy to me

hey dude my buddy's in town with his wife. do you have a manger they could have a baby in? a manger yeah

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

(texting) putting together a crew to set up a new botanical garden. let me know if you're in. charles is on fountains and he has some great ideas so don't even ask

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn’t she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael… pet photos of all time