Bitch (Honorific)

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

can you imagine being in high school rn jesus christ

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎