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sunflowerbutch

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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

coughloop

leopardmask-ao3

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

great-and-small

Now that’s what I call

great-and-small

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

son-of-drogo

I hate this site so much.

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korunak

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

thatbitchsimone

he looks like he needs a cigarette

refuzz

hunter-rodrigez

oysters-aint-for-me

please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out

via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram

wizardarchetypes

the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog

mockva

How to fold an origami flying bat

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funny-tik-toks

tam--lin

I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

blujayonthewing

(via @lalibertalia)

my-dailydreams

boyhood

Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"

And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching

alphalesbian

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

alphalesbian

btw. if you even care btw. btw

pipebombgf

mysteriouslyhopefulstranger

@aroyalbirb

aroyalbirb

Love them sm

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notfinancialadvice

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

birdsareblooming

coat bath

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

pocket-deer-belly

i remade it in the sims 4

hometoursandotherstuff

ectoimp

cameoappearance

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

oneheadtoanother

are you lost little boy

oneheadtoanother

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

divorce-enjoyer

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

divorce-enjoyer

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

decompositie

whitepeopletwitter

doctorbluesmanreturns

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

curlicuecal

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

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