exploding into fangirly bits

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

hey duck

youre no good duck

youre never gonna be shit

ya just like ya fatha

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

They have the same hairstyle….

old man Arms perfec t size for ho\ld pelican!

when i hate on a team its completely fact based and justified. when anyone hates on my team its because they are just too beautiful and have too much love in their hearts and everyone is jealous of this

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

If your rent makes more than 30% of your income, it’s unlikely that you will ever be able to make any savings. If it’s more than 50%, you are in some deep trouble. But yeah, that one time you bought the sandwich is the problem. Also “stop buying food” – like altogether? Make it at home from what? Thin air?