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Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

So, Action Park had a water slide. But you know how some roller coasters are noted as having a loop? Well.

Yeah, they had a water slide with a loop.

Shockingly, there were injuries. But some of those injuries were long scrapes... even though the inside of the slide was supposed to be smooth. How odd!

Turns out they'd scratched themselves on the teeth embedded in the slide from people who had hit the loop face first.

The Dating Game (Comedy Short Film) Featuring Hudson Williams