exploding into fangirly bits

@kittybroker how much for this funky fella?

This funky fella ferociously grabbing shareholders with a stunning performance! This funk engine now going for only $87.50!

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

Why are platonic breakups not seen as equally bad as romantic ones? I cried myself to sleep for months when my best friend decided I wasn’t good company anymore and I still feel upset about it. No romantic relationships have ever screwed me up like that

I want what they have

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator

it's not gay if you were rookies together

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

if you're on my dash or vice versa then u are get pet fluffy style~

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.