Welcome to the Trash Can

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.

This explains…..so much

OKAY THIS IS ME?!? THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING OMFG?!?

Social anxiety illustrated

This is it. This is exactly what it feels like. 

This is literally how I feel

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

And some people still won’t get it

that first map tho… damn

read the asterisk tho…

f u c k

oh!!!1

This is a great example of parallax in action.

i hope more people do this in the future ❤️

My favourite part of the article is that they formed this project years before they were able to make it a reality, and in the meantime “each friend has made sure [to] specialize in an area that would benefit all of them when they moved in together—from cooking and growing vegetables to traditional Chinese medicine and playing music.”

Muses?