This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait

@theartofmadeline

bliss lane

titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn

roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

tannertan36

Product Placement

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@dreamingalto
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait

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the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?
yes
no
GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:(
could be worse
meh
results
Living creatures like your pet don't count
TW: implications
I have been changed….for good.💚🩷
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

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Transfem Miles Morales based on my last piece
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
This makes so much sense
This accurately displays 'running on fumes' as well. Like, once you get to, say, 5% in your tank. Still 100% of your effort. This is such an amazing visual. Even knowing that my chronic pain impacts what I can do day vs. day, seeing this visual just really helps.
Hey pal, give me a break. This is my first time being alive. There wasn't even a tutorial or anything and the forum advice is too convoluted.
I'm trying to adjust the difficulty settings, but I keep getting a "Capitalism" error message.
lets all be friends..!!!!!

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"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"
GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad
been ages since I saw a rage comic!
>thread is from 13 years ago
oh.
I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”
Stop that’s too funny
i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer
Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.
Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.
Minor pet peeve of mine, but is there a reason some folks only post things to communities on here, instead of making an original post and sharing THAT post to the community instead?
Because I’m seeing it more and more - where I keep seeing great art or posts or writing or other things on here, get excited and want to reblog them to share them with others, then can’t because it’s exclusively a community post and therefore is lockboxed.
If it’s a matter of people not wanting their work to spread, I can understand that! Totally fair <3
But are there some people who are wondering why their creativity isn’t being seen by as many people, who just don’t know that it can’t be reblogged or shared the natural Tumblr way unless you make the original post yourself first?
Make a community post -> People in the community see it -> Interactions limited to that community
(And sometimes people outside the community will see it because tumblr promotes it on “for you” but you have to JOIN the community to say anything so some people just won’t care enough to do that)
Make a normal post -> Share it to the community -> People in AND out of the community see it -> People in the community can find the original and share/reblog -> People outside the community can share/reblog -> More people can find the original and interactions can multiply
And this isn’t even about “social media numbers” this is just about being able to have conversations with people who like the same things as you, and limiting that social circle.
Genuinely curious if that’s intentional or accidental

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A world where you have a special animal soul companion, you get them at like...age five. Your parents take you for the ceremony. Since they are super magical they can change size so...larger sized animals can shrink so no one has to figure out how to like in an apartment with like...an elephant.
Find out your companion here *jazz hands*
Do you love them? Do you hate them?
How would your parents react to your new bestie?
so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now