mental unhealths georg

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

replace one word of your url with bitch

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

Bitch-EwenMontagu is just canon

I am bitch lasagne... oh no

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

I did not know that Josh Groban is someone only the elderly know 😭 he’s famous to me!

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

okay so what i'm gonna need is for everyone to stop tagging this post with my chemical romance related stuff and go and listen to It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry - Live at Boston Music Hall, Boston, MA - November 21, 1975 - Evening by Bob Dylan

I think we need to do an among us style meeting to accuse and vote on who we think carrot anon is every week until we figure it out

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme