if youâve got a bunch of teenagers in space w no access to media they are going to start making their own entertainment so i think that we need to discuss team voltron memes
âwhereâs [insert team member here]?â âi mean⌠*looks out window at the stars, shrugs* space, probablyâ
they keep a tally of every time lance gets rejected by someone and use it to shut him up when heâs getting annoying
âokay iâm gonna stop you there, 37 strike outsâ
whenever an alien does something particularly weird pidge loudly hums the x-files theme
lance will do random trust falls âfor team bonding.â everyone lets him fall on his ass but shiro
drawing mustaches on random objects and talking to them as if theyâre coran
for like two weeks lance refers to keith exclusively through pop culture references
âhey whereâs older, angrier Nico Di Angelo?â
âscarless Zuko is in positionâ
âayo young Billy Ray Cyrus come spar with meâÂ
loud acapella renditions of The Circle of Life during training sessions
hunk the Hunkâ˘
calling shiro dad but only in the context of petty arguments (âdaaaaaad, lance wonât stop touching my stuffâ)
*points at something pidge is tinkering with*Â âis that a calculatorâ
constant shitting on the castleâs defenses
âafter that fight, I think I need a drink, and it better be stronger than that particle barrierâ
thereâs a month long campaign to catch shiro in the middle of his morning routine to solve the mystery of whether or not he uses eyeliner. but they can never catch him getting up in the morning?? like one time they pull an all nighter and hide in his bathroom and somehow?? he still evades them???
whenever allura enters the room lance yells âeveryone act casualâ and they all strike ridiculous poses
*lance gets into a Situation and asks keith for help* âIâm sorry I⌠canât hear youâŚ. I think the connectionâsâŚâŚ breaking upâŚâŚâŚâŚâ
exaggeratingly censoring themselves in front of pidge
âoh biscuits and jam I am so darn steamed right now!â âlance shut the fuck upâ
THATS HILARIOUS
donât forget the Star Trek references. Keith is a Red Shirt (oh no!) âBeam me up, Coran.â âDammit Jim Iâm a Paladin not a doctorâ âWhat we need is a tacion beam!â âMake it soâ and âshe canna take much more of thisâ Shiro of course plays it straight and serious at first but heâs the worst for getting caught hot mic muttering âspace, the final frontierâ under his breath and âcaptains log, whothehellknows.â
