Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal.

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

I have one of those Garmin watches that tracks my heart rate and all that good stuff and it’s just alerted me to the fact that I’ve had a “stressful period” for the past hour and all I was doing was cooking mac and cheese

It was really good mac and cheese too, it has pancetta and crispy leeks on top 👍

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

by talos this cant be happening

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

what the fuck