Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal.

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

I have one of those Garmin watches that tracks my heart rate and all that good stuff and it’s just alerted me to the fact that I’ve had a “stressful period” for the past hour and all I was doing was cooking mac and cheese

It was really good mac and cheese too, it has pancetta and crispy leeks on top 👍

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

by talos this cant be happening

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

what the fuck

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Sorry for spending so long in the character creator it will happen again