Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Sorry for spending so long in the character creator it will happen again

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

one must imagine the elephant in the room happy

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this