Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal.

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

Basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

Which Tamora Pierce book is this from and why not

every time a woman gets a grey hair an angel gets its wings

computa make my mutuals have a great day

hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

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