Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal. @soupdrag0n - Tumblr Blog

it’s honestly crazy that like. in theory literary icon jean valjean would do crazy numbers on tumblr, fanfics, etc. he’s a dad. he’s canonically hot and ripped. he has a tragic backstory and self esteem issues. he’s got nuclear levels of catholic guilt. he’s even unmarried so you can old man yaoify him to your heart’s content. man was built in the blorbo factory. but the book he’s in happens to have 20 college age twinks and the musical film based on the book came out in 2012, creating the perfect storm of oncelerfication that defines the fandom at large to this very day. anyway they could never make me shut the fuck up about you jean valjean

#les mis

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pilferingapples

this is a threat (text via @inkieswirlsgaming, on this post thread)

#les mis

victorianandthespian

J’suis sur le cul de ma bouteille

#Les Mis #otp: permets tu

nortism

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

#Les Mis

asexualenjolras

We officially live in a world where we have a clip of a proud Enjolras, proud of his friends and himself because of the cause, who smiles when Grantaire gives him a sly smile during the 'One Day More' march.

And we have a smiley Grantaire, who is proud of Enjolras and cares only for him, who gets to smile proudly because he made Enjolras smile.

Oh, Enjoltaire, you will always be the most special pairing.

#saw a clip of this and nearly cried I love them so much #les mis #otp: permets tu #brb booking tickets to go see Les Mis for like the 25th time

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sukimas

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

achillesinhighheels

apocryphics

oh ok

gorps

trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051

honey-lys

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

chirasul

just me. and i'm NOT telling

gutmunchies

what the fuck. come on

prokopetz

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

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rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

wildestlovers

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

metatextuality

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

pangur-and-grim

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

probablysomethingtm

honkpilled shoomaxxer

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

the-haiku-bot

straight up “snorkin’ it”.

and by “it” haha, well. let’s

just say. mimimi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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