let's boldly kick ass

Something about Balor growing up without a family and falling into crime in order to make ends meet. Something about Balor realizing that he hates the man he's grown up to be and deciding to turn it all around. Something about Balor working hard to establish himself as an honest merchant after years of cheating and stealing. Something about Balor coming to Mistria and seeing an opportunity to help people other than himself. Something about Balor meeting the Farmer and realizing he wants to be more than just honest, that he wants to be selfless. Something about Balor fighting to become the best possible version of himself in spite of the guilt he carries from his past. Something about Balor finally, for the first time, hearing that he is a good man, that he's become the kind of person who inspired someone else to be their best self, the kind of person he thought it was impossible for him to become but still tried his hardest to anyway. Something something redemption arcs are my favorite, something something I am going to kiss this funny pixel man until my finger hurts from pressing Q so many times in a row.

When you go to the thrift store and every shirt is a size M and there’s no jeans larger than a size 32 and there’s a quebecois couple methodically taking one Item off the rack at a time to google lens it and see how much they can resell it for and they’re also bumping into you the whole time and blocking the only items that are labeled “plus” because no one is going to buy those anyways so it’s okay for them to take up the entire aisle and so you get so frustrated you decide to leave and you find a plus size thrift store around the corner and you’re really excited to check it out because you’ve never seen one before and every item in the store is $100+ and you realize oh this isn’t a thrift store at all it just says it’s one and so you go outside and jump in front of a bus which swerves to miss you but it crashes into a horse drawn carriage and kills and the horses and the townsfolk decide the only way to deal with the fat bitch who made the bus kill the horses is to beat you with clubs and sticks until you’re dead

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations