Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

people love to pretend rap is THE misogyny genre and that for some mysterious reason, it’s the ONLY genre defined by its misogyny. and, in fact, it’s PRAXIS to hate rap and never listen to it. how very interesting! i wonder what that reason could be! can any of YOU imagine what that reason may be? 🤔

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

weird experience of being sort of obsessed with a show i haven't watched and have consumed through reading the wikipedia plot summary and looking at clips and memes on instagram. and im really scared to watch it cause the guy im attached to is like one of the main villains and really truly awful and im afeared that if i watch the show i'll go right off him AND start feeling bad about liking him to begin with. does this happen to other people or am i insane.

it's been long enough now that i can say this was about max hastings in agggtm and i Have started watching it and unforch i haven't gone off him it's just given me new and exciting ways to put him and/or myself through the torture mill in my mind palace. also there are enough ppl on here who are freaks about him moreso than i am so i don't feel bad about it. 🎉🎉🎉

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.