getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

did you know roald loved the convenience of modern life he had a bell system installed so he could call his nanny with the press of a button while he was in his study or even in the bath

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

getting angry thinking about how so much queer tragedy gets bastardised down to 'bury your gays' as though grief isn't one of the most interesting emotions a narrative can explore