I May Or May Not Exist

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean rivals to lovers and some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean enemies with benefits. but these are all distinct categories

i'm going to make belligerent sexual tension (BST) happen if it's the last thing i do

@canisalbus

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

Right up there with "plant ID from cotoleydons" I want a guide book for "fish from above"

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household