Artemstic Hot Sauce

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Does the Omnitrix...ever give Ben the right alien in this show?? Five episodes in and I think its only given him what he was looking for like 3 times. I know the in universe reason is that its from Ben slamming on it, and the out of universe reason is that it makes Ben think on his feet for the action scenes, but for one, the writers didnt have to write it that way, and for two, this is Azmuths masterpiece that he build pretty much specifically for Ben and he didnt build it to withstand the slaps that he knows Ben does? I just feel like its gonna get real tired after a while especially if its this common during all 8 seasons. Like it happened in Classic, but not this often. Ben has been doing this hero gig for years now, id like to see him be a competent hero who's equipment works properly

Personally I believe that the Omnitrix is alive and has a grudge

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

Accuracy at its best

all of this shit…lol

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

The accuracy hurts.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Why is this so true? All of it.

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

I love this. and it’s gotten better

All of these are me. Lol

And it reached its epic conclusion

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

Marlene and Dorcas the rich, childless, lesbian aunts rolling up to the christmas party with so many gift bags they can barely lift their arms

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

There’s good media, there’s bad media, there’s so bad it’s good media, and then there’s media that’s somehow all three of these things at the same time and I personally think that this category holds stuff like most decent reality tv, Bethesda games, and a lot of famous shonen manga.