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Fińàncial Harm

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

not my circus not my monkeys but the clowns....the clowns are beckoning to me

Be careful Gaud, they might want you to do another customer satisfaction survey of your dreams

oh yeah, the ones who were hunting me down that one time! they finally caught up to me before I woke up, turns out they wanted to hand me a brochure on How To Unionize Your Workplace

Dude what are your dreams

ok see i know im considered "weird" and "quirky" and "in an uncommitted situationship with reality," but i straight up refuse to believe the vast majority of people haven't had a "Chased By A Clown Monster" dream. That's right up there with "Your Teeth Are Suddenly Loose" and "Arguing With A Parent In A Car." baseline nightmare

Ronald McDonald wanting to turn me into a bunch of burgers was my recurring clownmare

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

@cuchillx

Inspecting your dash for mice