Mente Sublime

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

ID from alt text: A drawing of a crying blue dog running across blue-green hills, with a red collar on. There's a fence and some bushes in the foreground, and a red sun in the yellow-green sky behind it. There's a thought bubble above the dog's head that says, "at least i'm not as sad as i used to be", which is a lyric from and the title of a song by the band fun. / end ID

what doesn't kill you makes you liveblog everything

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual