Hey, I've Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

and for the lady, only the steeliest of dans

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

does anyone want to borrow my essence. i haven't really been using it lately

big and cutes my me at you

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it