Fields of Dreamless Solitude

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

Piggybacking off of this, just because someone has a lot of friends doesn't mean they're a good person. Sometimes people are just charming. People are naturally drawn to certain charismatic personalities; if you have such a personality, then congratulations. It still says nothing about how decent of a person you are or how tight your morals are.

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

what is it about things being gender neutral having to also be ‘masculine’. like, why can you wear a suit and tie and call it gender neutral but not a dress cause that’s feminine. why can you call people dude or guy as a gender neutral term but not girl cause that’s feminine. short hair is neutral but long hair is feminine. i mean i know why this is fully a rhetorical question but let’s think about that

girls and women who are afraid of aging don’t seem to be paying attention to the fact that middle aged women are often having more fun than anyone else alive

i love when someone confirms we're friends

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously