Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on