it's a love song

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

They should invent sleep that works

You have to take your scheming adviser on walkies lest he become restless and seek to usurp the throne

it was a mistake to convince everyone that using social media is the same as having a platform and that their “platform” comes with a moral obligation to issue a public statement every time anything significant happens regardless of their level of understanding of said situation ...

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

notice how it's always wednesday lately