a staple gun, or in love

david talbot unceremoniously executed offscreen and then further disrespected in death was not on my tvl bingo card but i must say it does put a smile on my face

i dont know what happened with that vampire’s interview but people are starting to put that blonde man naked on my dash and its scaring me

i don’t like your scary blonde man please stop showing him to me. can you bring back the pretty one who i think ate a baby. or the handsome one who always has his tits out whenever my mutuals show me pictures of him. or the old man. any of these are appreciated please no more blonde man i have seen enough of them

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks