a staple gun, or in love

i think armand is just wearing that eye patch for attention

armand being starved into psychosis then forced to eat riccardo is under-discussed in terms of why he is the way he is imo

there's also something to the fact that he tried to turn him but was too late like if he'd realized sooner riccardo would've been his firstborn :(

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

pov you call your employer the cuntessa, you aired his marital drama to the entire world and now you’re making him a musical documentary, you have your Pulitzer and you’re going to get your Oscar, you love being a vampire, you’re not on speaking terms with your old friend or your maker but you’d fuck them nasty given the chance, you’re a fledging and you ripped off another vampire’s head to save your aforementioned boss while he’s high out of his mind. You’re the real cuntessa Daniel Molloy

the thing about ilya is he had to kill all those wolves

All that really matters is that at some point we get Gabi saying "and can we... how do they say... waste this bitch?"