a staple gun, or in love

you are 73 years old. you are a pulitzer prize finalist, have published four critically acclaimed books, and have enjoyed a long and successful career as an actor, playwright, and screenwriter. in your new project your job is to play a baby vampire who says things like "the cuntessa" and gets to rip other vampires' heads off, but your real passion appears to be rpf baiting online with your millennial coworker. you regularly drop likes on posts by fans saying they want you and said coworker carnally. eric bogosian i need to see inside your mind

bought a $9 coffee #myirresponsibility

watching the after dark episode and if the majority of the auvergne scenes really were cut due to budget then that’s a shame and also idk man… if i were rolin jones and had to prioritize with a limited budget the first item on the list would have been making sure people see the wolfkiller actually kill the wolves

david talbot dead in a ditch... marius in that fuckass wig... lestat's music flopping... anne rice must be rolling in her grave 😌🙏

as restitution for that strip club scene i demand a woman-directed episode where danloumand go at it uncensored for ten minutes straight

thoughts on ep 2: i didn't hate it