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hey iโm done here tumblr stresses me out too much
for my art go to my furaffinity. eventually iโll have other sites available
if for some reason ya wanna be my friend go to my twitter which is currently @ chess_ironwright
bye
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hey im not tagging this but did you know nearly all the iz characters are like unshippable
Its so funny now that we know that Zim is just a bastard old man picking fights with human kids
Find your REAL Angel name
โข First two letters of your last name โข First vowel of your first name โข Third letter of your middle name (or parentโs first name if you donโt have a middle name โข Last consonant of your last name โข Add IEL or EL to the end!
Iโm fucking Flargel
Huesriel
PEENKEL I HATE EVERYTHING
Crirsel
neanliel
Glatriel? Fuck right off.
Reaiziel. Oh, thatโs not bad. Three vowels at once, thoโฆa bit much.
"Sakanttiel" is powerful and CURSED
Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokรฉfusion is now your government assigned starter
I got Venuew
Iโm pretty sure this is what Satan has nightmares of
FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND
okay iโve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it
so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom
instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:
where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)
justโฆ isnโt that way better???
That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game โYEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOOโ Or it looks like theyโre meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good
TWO PEOPLE ENTER.
ONE COUPLE LEAVES.
WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.
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Please take good care of them!
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Just something I really want to share on here because itโs important.
โWith this we arrive at the starting point of the Jewish faith, radical then, radical now, perhaps still not fully understood. Faith is born not in the answer but the question, not in harmony but in dissonance. If G-d created the world, then He created man. Why then does He allow man to destroy the world? How are we to reconcile the order of nature with the disorder of society? Can G-d have only made the world to abandon it?
The faith of Abraham begins in the refusal to accept either answer [belief in no G-d and evil, belief in G-d and no evil], for both contain a truth, and between them is a contradiction. The first accepts the reality of evil, and the second accepts the reality of G-d. But supposing both exist? Supposing there are both the palace and the flames?
Judaism begins not in wonder what the world is, but in protest that the world is not what it ought to be.
โฆ To be a Jew is to have courage to refuse easy answers.โ
Rabbi Jonathan Sacks, A Letter in the Scroll
personal playlists iโve made that might fit your niche
a country playlist for a friend who is playing rdr2 but doesnโt actually like country
soft pop bops
bad 70s/80s music that i love a lot
early 2000โฒs nostalgia playlist for kids that were born 1995-1999 and dont fit with millennials or gen z
classical bops that didnโt need to go that hard
more!
songs about witches, fortune tellers and strange things
songs that remind me of old gods waking from a long slumber
southern gothic
an oldies playlist with voices as sweet as honey
songs with the wild westย aestheticย
the most raw thing shown today is the picture of luigi fucking slamming a ghost onto the ground and looking absolutely pissed
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Hey how does one go about telling their parents that they're about to initiate the process of changing their name and that they're considering changing their surname as well? Asking for a friend
Pride month started on Shabbat cuz G-d loves gay Jews. Amen
Happy pride month!
And remember that being lgbt+ and being Jewish are 100% compatible and are both 100% beautiful things to be
Actually, I rather like being trans
I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesnโt quite have the same โI will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosingโ kind of verve
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whatโs the proper bracha for a milkshake that you are about to throw onto a fascist?
by the way since posting this earlier i asked my rabbis this question and received some blessings for milkshaking facists,
option 1: May your hatred freeze, shatter, and then melt away. May your rigidity chill out. May your hardness become sweet. And until then may this act keep you out of my face. option 2: morid hatal (who causes the dew to fall) [obv. there is the literal interpretation of en-wettenating a fascist, but also on the metaphorical level, facing a potentially long hard slog of confronting fascism can feel pretty barren โ a prayer for rain to nurture our resistance feels very appropriate while dousing a fascist.)
@just-odradek
Did someone order a hastily done bracha for milkshake throwing?
ืืจืื ืืชื ืื ืืืืืื ื ืืื ืืขืืื, ืฉื ืืชื ืื ืืช ืืืื ืืืืจืง/ืช [ืืืจืืง] ืืช ืืืืืงืฉืืืง ืืื.
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu, Melech ha-Olam, shehnotein li et ha-koach l'zorek/et [lizrok] et ha-milkshake hazeh.
Blessed are You, Adonai, our G-d, who gives me the strength to throw this milkshake.
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Hebrew Notes:
M: ืืืืจืง/l'zorek
F: ืืืืจืงืช/l'zoreket
NB/AG: ืืืจืืง/lizrok
For those of you who are nb or ag, say the word in square brackets
If you use feminine pronouns, say l'zoreket
If you use masculine pronouns, say l'zorek
This is the corrected version. Pass it on.
Oingo Boingo- Forbidden Zone
Iโve always loved this song on its own merits but I donโt know whatโs weirder and more questionable: The fact that itโs actually the theme to a low budget movie of the same name full of racist jokes and bondage sex that was made by Danny Elfmanโs scientologist family,
Or the fact that it was also used as the main theme to the Dilbert cartoon
