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the bit where she gently grabs your hand in her paws and slowly pushes it away when she's done with petting is so fucking cute

she tried to climb up the leg of my shorts, didn't love that

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

guy who was only watching the vampire lestat for the cartwheels turning off the tv in bitter disgust after sam reid failed to perform said acrobatic feats and then going on their blog and writing a pretentious rant about how anyone enjoying this season is a delusional idiot

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

ughh. why does my head hurt

Who are the hated popular group in high schools these days? Like, how we always complained on our myspaces and livejournals about “preps.” Who are the “preps” of today?