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let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

do u think columbos wife ever got mad at her husband for arresting all the writers and actors and stuff that she likes? like hes taking away all her entertainment...

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

one of my least favourite tumblrisms is the weird fervent belief in the virtuousness of physical violence. like the whole "um, clearly youve never been in a situation where you could get your ass kicked" in reponse to someone like, saying something rude. Like amiguita in a lot of places you can get your ass kicked for saying "i'm gay" or, like, anything with a foreign accent, there is actually no edifying or character-building trait to being in environments suffused with violent machismo! and it always has the implicit undertone of either a like, noble savage view of appalachians or just straight up racist stereotypes

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

Imagining a universe where Astarion is like a halfling or something and we’re all making posts like “if Astarion was an elf you guys would finally gaf about him”

It’s sooooo funny that people are like wow riverdale really went off the rails in later seasons as if the line read my glossed lips justin gingerlake isn’t in the first episode. If you can’t handle a bad bitch don’t get involved with her!