MALDOROR SPOKE:

why isnt tumblr like new york city how come nobody cares what just happened come onnnn

thank you my out of state warriors

igual ya quedó el precedente de lo mal que organizaron la Copa América, así que no quiero que nadie venga y se queje que no les avisaron que esta gente no está capacitada como para organizar un evento de esta magnitud, cuando ni pudieron con la Copa. Cuando el césped esté hecho pija, cuando los manden a viajar de costa a costa dentro del país, lo mal que manejaron la final. Voy a estar de la mano con Bielsa diciendo al unísono: les dijimos les dijimos les dijimos

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

an additional layer of this is, if a sixteen year old fan tweeted this same thing to richard siken, he would tell them to put their face through a computer screen

life feels exactly like this now