Pau | 27 | ENFP| Sagittarius | Majora's Mask enthusiast | Historian | 🇲🇽 | Simping for fictional men is my passion | Always a Jayce truther | Sometimes I write fic | TEJUINO ENJOYERS DO INTERACT PLEASE | Boing de fresa>>>
Hey! You can call me Pau. My gender is [redacted] but I go by she/her and they/them. Askbox and inbox are always open! 27, history major. Latine. Sometimes I write fic and huh, I think that's all.
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Some of my fics:
NEWEST:
The TouristShipping Series:
Ditto (Pokémon Legends ZA | TouristShipping/UrbainxHarmony | Almost Kiss | Friends to Lovers | One-shot | Complete)
Hey Lover (Pokémon Legends ZA | TouristShipping/UrbainxHarmony | Literal Sleeping Together | Urbain's Descent into Workaholism | Friends to Lovers | One-shot | Complete)
As you wish (Naruto | Gaara x Reader | Idiots to lovers | Mature | Multi-Chapter | Complete)
Crossroads (Pokémon: Black and White | Ferriswheelshipping | Teen and Up Audiences | One-shot | Complete)
I love you, I love you, I loathe you (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Plance | Hanahaki Disease | Teen and Up Audiences | Multi-Chapter | Complete)
Adventures of a Space Prince on Earth (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Lotor-centric, with a side of Lotura, Sheith and Plance | Canon-divergence | Teen and Up Audiences | Multi-Chapter | Probaby discontinued, I don't know)
Fairy Dust (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Plance | Modern Fantasy AU | Teen and Up Audiences | One-Shot | Complete)
Did you get mysterious messages? (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Plance | Mystic Messenger AU | Teen and Up Audiences | One-Shot | Complete)
Definitely (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Plance | Sort of Band AU | Teen and Up Audiences | One-Shot | Complete)
If Only (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Pidge-centric | Angst and Flashbacks of the past | Teen and Up Audiences | Drabble | Complete)
Stars (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Pidge-centric, with Plance and platonic relationships with the rest of the paladins and Coran | Canon-divergence as of 2022 :( | Mature | One-Shot | Complete)
Blue Flowers, Blue Hopes (Voltron: Legendary Defender | Plance | Idiots to Idiots with a crush | Gen | One-Shot | Complete)
Somewhere in the Middle of the Sea (The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening | Link x Marin | Angst & Tragedy, Major Character Death | One-Shot | Complete)
The dirt between his fingernails (Creepypasta and Related Fandoms | Jeff the Killer-centric | Some sort of character study | One-Shot | Complete)
El recuerdo no vivido (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess | Zelink | Post-Canon | Múltiples Capítulos | Incompleto, no sé si voy a continuarlo | Disponible solamente en español)
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My library does “stuffed animal sleepovers” where kids leave their stuffed animals at the library overnight. Then the staff lets teenagers in after-hours to arrange the stuffed animals into fun scenes and take a bunch of pictures for the library’s social media. And then the little kids come back the next day and get to see all the pictures of their stuffed animals reading, playing games, riding around the library on book carts, etc 🥹
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working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
Nooo it’s not puritanical thinking! I just think that sex is a dirty and immoral act and anyone who has sex is damaging their soul and draining themselves of their life force. Also they are objectifying their partner by being sexually attracted to them. #endhookupculture
If you're the character, bad rolls and bad calls reflect badly on you. You want to Win because that means you're doing D&D right, and if things go wrong, it's because you're doing it wrong.
If you're the writer, your number one job is to do things to your character that the character does not like because that gives them the chance to be interesting.
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