the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

Happy pride everyone, bringing this glorious moment back

Happy pride month to him

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

i think many people on this site would benefit from taking a step back and looking a the actual words theyre typing out once in a while

i think many people would also benefit from considering saying sth along the lines of "sorry, i said something in poor taste while i was mad" every once in a while instead of doubling down as well

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

It's really disappointing that we've now had three (3) games that reuse old 'dex entries instead of writing new ones as I feel like we're missing on out some creative opportunities. Like imagine if Pokopia's Pokedex was written by Ditto so all the images were terrible crayon drawings with hearts around them and the descriptions were nonsense like "Bulbasaur vines good!! Bulbasaur very useful at water and vines. Bulbasaur seed yes and nice. Friend Bulbasaur"

I would read a whole book about this character