Youโre not bothered?? Iโm not only not bothered, Iโm freaking invested. Iโm having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into coupleโs counseling. I want theย โten years laterโ when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where thereโs a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe weโve allย got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnโt mean we canโt make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.ย