new angel just dropped

never been seen in the same room together

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

[ID: Two photos of a large excavator at a construction site. Next to it, very small by comparison, is a compactor. End ID]

it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.