Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

World Heritage Post

oh my god i remember seeing this years ago and thinking the fact was real

FUCKING VANTABLACK

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

nice

Please no

i WISH

i just am a cartoon villain now

I live in a big gothic castle and eat garlic bread as vampire hunters try to kill me

i live as a rat and drink coffee

heck yeah they're paying me for liking women

For some reason I read that to the tune of Fly Me To The Moon

I can’t believe you wrote me a theme song hold on I have to go sing this to my mom

this is by far the best uquiz thing I've taken yet

Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces

As someone who plays and enjoys chess, I fucking hate this with a burning passion and anyone else I would yell at for this...thing. But since it's from gaud the worst I can do is cringe and reblog. I love chess. I have a passion for it if you will. But this made me so indescribably angry I had to write a reply. I don't do that all the time. But I can't belittle the horrifying creation that is this post because gaud posted it. I physically cannot be mad about this. It's balanced just the way it is! I'm on my fucking knees. I can't be mad at this atrocity that is this post. I leave Tumblr alone for a month and what the fuck

*walks over on my itty bitty cat feet & stares u in the eye as I slowly tip the board over the edge of the counter*

PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO

@reallybadblackoutpoems

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

:O

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

This is why we stay on Tumblr

to see it up close…

Omg one month til showdown, this is gonna be insane

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, you are a pink, gooey stain on the ceiling that is slowly dripping down onto whoever is unfortunate enough to stand below. no amount of scrubbing can remove them