#snake tw

if u like that man

(dont comment on her weight we adopted her a couple days ago and haven't fed her yet but we are planning to tomorrow)

my sweet little boy with zero thoughts in his head after absolutely bodying 3 mice. he tried to eat the last one ass first. he gets them served to him on a frilly paper plate and he just crawls in a circle and eats them then hides in his cave all fat and content. i love him. unflattering photos of him eating under the cut

The door to what’s supposed to be his chambers is wide open, but it isn’t what really tips him off — it’s the bedcover, a corner of which looks tossed back into place rather than straightened. His stride doesn’t falter as he walks closer, eyeing the open balcony door, where there is no breeze to disturb the curtains. Someone is still in here, Aenyx decides, though he doesn’t move as he glances around the room, trying to determine which would be the best hiding spot.

Something slithers across his boot, and he glances down to see a small, thin, spotted snake in rather drab coloring. He’d looked at the sort of creatures he should expect in Dorne, paid closer attention to the descriptions of those deemed not dangerous as it was much shorter, and he’s fairly confident it looks like one of those.

It isn’t his first time catching a snake, though it used to be him leaving them in other people’s beds. “I know you’re still here,” he calls, holding the wriggling reptile around the head. When Eleana pops out, he isn’t exactly surprised, though he lifts a questioning eyebrow, burying the flash of irritation under skepticism. “My apologies for ruining the surprise,” he lifts the snake a little higher, a smirk tugging the corner of his mouth upward. “Such a thoughtful present, but I’m afraid I already have a snake killer at home, I couldn’t possibly keep it.” he doesn’t quite wait to finish speaking before chucking it at her.  

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