fix your hearts or die

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

OCD Heritage Post

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO

[Image transcript: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn that a turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the Hudson River.]

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

i’m uglier and more annoying in person, rest assured

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me