representing the G.D.S. (goalie defense squad)

This blog started about a decade or so since I first became a hockey fan. I still don't know shit.

The word "bara" in my URL refers to gay porn, not capybaras. My URL means "Washington Capitals gay porn." Which you probably won't find on here unless it's fictional, sadly.

I represent the goalie defense squad, whatever that means. I dunno. All I can tell you is I used the phrase "goalie defense squad" a few times and now other people are starting to use it, too. I love goalies more than life itself.* And I have a crush on Logan Thompson, in case you couldn't tell.

*No, this doesn't apply to rapists, abusers, misogynists, racists, homophobes, etc. I really shouldn't have to say that.

I'm queer, transmasc, and agender. I'm very much a gay man, but I'm not a man, so don't call me one. Other masculine terms (e.g. "dude" used casually) are fine. And don't even think about calling me a woman or any feminine terms, even casually.

Some members of Capsblr have affectionately described me as "unhinged," and to that I say: fork found in kitchen.

If I reblog something and I don't add an image description or an audio/video transcript, it's because I didn't have the spoons at the time. (I'm disabled, too.) I do my best to add them when I can, and I absolutely add them on request.

I use tone tags a lot, partly because I need them. Some examples:

/gen (genuine)

/hj (half joking)

/j (joking)

/lh (lighthearted)

/srs (serious)

A rough guide to my tags:

#ask for image description, #ask for transcript, #ask for video description, and #ask to tag should be self-explanatory.

#avs lb, #bolts lb and #caps lb should also be self-explanatory.

#dead husband hours (not actually dead players, just ones who used to play for my teams but don't anymore)

#goalie defense squad (goalie love, affection, appreciation, recognition of the hard work they do, etc.)

#hello??? (mostly hockey RPF and occasionally other things that took me by surprise)

#hockey heritage post (to me)

#prime beef (sculpted hockey bods)

#sir this is a wendy's (men in slutty clothes)

#what the fuck lmao (the cursed tag)

#where am I (self-inflicted existential confusion)

#yeah (things I agree with and/or things that describe my human existence)

Tags you may or may not want to block:

#drugs tw (usually just weed, very occasionally other psychedelics)

#jack is a meme loving fuck (my unfunny hockey memes)

#jack's mood: in heat (excessive horniness)

#ok jack (personal shit, venting, and slight to moderate horniness)

#operation fictional men do it better (I don't use this tag much but I'm sure you would rather see real hockey)

#suggestive (mainly used for other people's posts and for accidentally homoerotic hockey commentary)

My OFMDIB masterlist is here.

Ask off anon for my weird horny sideblog if you are at least 18 years old.