WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

Safe in the jaws of mama

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

none of these words are in the bible

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

@nefermaet

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

i fight for his honor each and every time cause he’s my princess

And this is why he's the actual fucking goat

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

this is better than anything id hope for the context