Sword-Wielding Mandate to Follow Your Heart

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

FUCKING ÖTZI THE ICE MAN FOR ICE 🧊🥶

Not to be dramatic but it’s only fucking Wednesday

i bet you thought it was a normal wednesday. nopeeeee. spongebob big guy pants okay.

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

It’s important to learn to avoid people who are solely focused on destroying lives, when you find somebody who has interests outside of destroying lives you can do fun stuff like go swimming and visit a cheese cave. people who aren’t into destroying lives sometimes cultivate idiosyncratic personal interests and preferences for things like the different frequencies of bells ringing, because they haven’t been preoccupied with destruction

it's too late, i've already depicted you as the lazy dog and myself as the quick brown fox